PUR'R'R'R'R'R'R'R'R'R'R'R'R'R'R'RFECT place

Welcome to the kitty-cat site where if you're lucky you'll either get a bowl of milk or a pat.


The advancement of acat
2 percent cat is when it dawns on you that you have the mind of a Feline. You have the ability to meow, hiss, and growl. You only like catfood that is disguised in chinese food.
5 percent cat: Is when you can pur properly. The "tongue is still soft and lapping milk is almost mastered.
8 percent you can definitely pur and lap milk at the same time NOW BUT WITH EFFORT.
10 percent cat: is when you feel fur on the tummy and wiskers starting to grow. The tongue is now very rough and lapping milk is easily done and the purs are very loud. Also the ears are formed. Paws have developed and you have a half sized tail. Some catfood is tasty but yuck the smell.
15 percent is when you master the art of rubbing against your "owner" and know you'll get what you're greasing for. The tail is full size now.
20 percent you acquire a taste for cat food and you never get to eat enough of it. Prior to this you can only handle milk or fresh meat that humans consume. that humans consume.
25 percent, your claws are starting to develop, and you will soon learn the art of kneading with them when you are ecstatically happy especially when someone is scratching you behind the ears. You also have the ability to put a paw up and grab off the counter but you don't achieve that often at this stage. The teeth are developing but very small.
30 percent: You are trying to kick dirt in the catbox but shit just doesn't get covered that well. It stinks already though. Not house trained but instincts are strong to sniff dirt and dig.
40 percent: Fur is growing all over now and wiskers are well developed. 50 percent: The teeth are fully grown now. You can see well in the dark and hearing is acute. You are able to lick your front the beginnings of washing yourself.
75 percent: You are happy as you can lick yourself all over. You can move your tail to express whether you're angry. You love to lay on edges of things, especially on window ledges in the sun. You already enjoy stretching. 80 percent: You show signs of a certain breed and take on habbits known to them. 90 percent: You are able to jump on the roof,, climb trees and catch mice. 100 percent: You can catch birds and eat them. You are now a fully pledged, independent, selfish cat. Beware, you could be caught and used in chinese stir-fries.

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